I would like to issue a formal apology as to the contents of Imperialscum's mind.

I am on the panel that approves Imperialscum's thought processes, and we were unaware that the list of things he hates was so small. Accordingly, he is now experiencing an intense dislike of shuffleboard, 80's hairstyles, and and the sound of someone biting into a crisp apple. You may add these items to your list at your earliest convenience.

Signed,

Imperialscum's Personal Brain Care Specialist, PHD, PDH, NYPD, ETC