1. An infinite supply of Sharwood's Green Label Mango Chutney (And accompanying supply of fluffy Basmati rice).

2. To find that the original perfectly preserved film elements for the lost director's cut of 'The Magnificent Ambersons' was tucked down the back of my sofa all along.

3. To have a magic block button that allows me to not only block rascist, homophobic, anti-semetic and sexist people from commenting on YouTube but that it would also allow me to block them from accessing the internet all together.

4. The death penalty to be abolished worldwide*.

5. *The death penalty to be mandatory for people who drop litter or talk in the Cinema.

6. All supermarkets to stock Sarsaparilla cordial by law... not just a few of the bigger Sainsburys.

Sensible policies for a happy world!