"If they make a film of my life I hope they cut this bit out".
"This is why Superman works alone".
"The password to that computer is password"
"I'm not putting this job on my resumé and I suggest you guys do the same"
"The droids on this ship all have black-belts in flower arranging"
"This is hardly nostalgia in the making".
"If the ship crashes with me on it pretend not to know me in the future."
"I've just installed a virus on an alien spaceship. I'm freakin Jeff Goldblum me!"
"Oh joy... another affront to my dignity."
"Ninjas don't wear bathrobes"
"And thus begins the second worst movie of my long career"
"One of us might get an Oscar but not for this movie"
"you'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine"
"What a rush...You should plug yourself into that computer. I just saw a cat dressed as a shark riding a vacuum cleaner chasing a duck"
"I turned down a couple of adverts for THIS?"
"I thought Threepio was bad but everything on this ship is AC/DC"
"I've just worked out an anagram for Sith and we're in it"