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Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness — Page 33

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TV's Frink said:

RicOlie_2 said:

"I hope you like the music!"/"Mind if I play a little tune?"/"Oops, I triggered the music alarm!"

Funny idea but doesn't fit with the idea of entrance music for Steve Grievous.

He could be broadcasting music over the whole ship--but I guess that the line would still ruin the effect.

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FWIW, I'm not sure my intent with the music was clear, but still.

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I think it is pretty clear once you see Grievous, so don't worry about it.

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Steve really looks like he's reacting to the music as he makes his entrance. :)

 

Where were you in '77?

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Yeah, the chicken walk is actually good for something now.

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"Look if you know it's a trap, but you're gonna spring it anyway. .  oh whatever."

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I *think* I prefer the version I used (from "Briefcase Full of Blues"), but I'm curious what other people think.

Also, I'm not being blown away by any of the subtitle suggestions.  I'm leaning towards something simple like "too late" or "don't bother."

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No offense, but there's not much room for a great subtitle joke there. Go with something simple like you're thinking and try for a subtitle contest elsewhere would be my new suggestion.

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I don't know why I'd be offended by that. :p

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TV's Frink said:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMq1wTQ0hzU

 

I need a good subtitle for R2.  I'm gonna make this another subtitle contest, so best suggestion wins an end credit.  I will say that if you can come up with a good Arnold Schwarzenegger one-liner, you've got a really good shot.

How about one of these?

"We're cool, we're badasses, blah, blah, blah."

"I don't know what the problem is, but I'm sure it can be solved without resorting to violence."

"It's showtime!"

"I need a vacation."

"The only problem I've got is that I'm doing your job."

"Who do you think I look like? Dirty Harry?"

"Don't give up your day job."

"You have no respect for logic."

"Alright, enough philosophy."

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A couple of those might work, but I've decided to not do the Arnie thing so I don't have to do it every time. :p

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"If they make a film of my life I hope they cut this bit out".

"This is why Superman works alone".

"The password to that computer is password"

"I'm not putting this job on my resumé and I suggest you guys do the same"

"The droids on this ship all have black-belts in flower arranging"

"This is hardly nostalgia in the making".

"If the ship crashes with me on it pretend not to know me in the future."

"I've just installed a virus on an alien spaceship. I'm freakin Jeff Goldblum me!"

"Oh joy... another affront to my dignity."

"Ninjas don't wear bathrobes"

"And thus begins the second worst movie of my long career"

"One of us might get an Oscar but not for this movie"

"you'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine"

"What a rush...You should plug yourself into that computer. I just saw a cat dressed as a shark riding a vacuum cleaner chasing a duck"

"I turned down a couple of adverts for THIS?"

"I thought Threepio was bad but everything on this ship is AC/DC"

"I've just worked out an anagram for Sith and we're in it"

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Huh, never seen the springs one.

The "watch out for snakes" one might work better in the trash compactor scene in ARH.

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Akwat Kbrana said:

Also, this might be a good source for new Vader dialogue.

Video pulled...Akwat, do you remember what this was?

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I think it's James Earl Jones reading the Bible.

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I've learned my lesson.  I'm currently going through the thread to make sure I grab anything I can't buy and that might disappear at some point.

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TV's Frink said:

Akwat Kbrana said:

Also, this might be a good source for new Vader dialogue.

Video pulled...Akwat, do you remember what this was?

I think it was this.

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Yeah, I think that was it.  A little more useable than a Bible reading. ;-)

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Subtitle contest: "Please don't throw it at me this time."

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently.