Gaffer Tape said:
Sigh. Yes. My full name is Edmund Stanislaus Rumowicz. Lance for short. I am not ashamed.
He has a badass name and claims he is not ashamed. Of course you're not ashamed! That name is crazy badass!
If I had a name like that, I'd commission a painting of myself to hang over the mantel with a plaque with my name on it under.