TV's Frink said:
Luke confronted Vader and lost a hand. Han was frozen in a block of something or other. C3PO was strapped to a walking carpet. Boba Fett was cool. Lando betrayed everyone but it's better than it sounds. Leia found true love with someone other than her brother.
Confused? You won't be, after this episode of...
AS THE DEATH STAR TURNS
Dropping this crawl idea here so I don't forget it (again).
JEDIT: Carp, wrong thread.