Similar analysis for the PT:
TPM - if you have a lot of midichlorians, you can do cool stuff and pick up hot older babes.
AOTC - chicks always fall for the jerks, and when it comes right down to it you can't really trust anyone.
ROTS - some people are bad and do lots of bad things. It is advisable to hide from them after they become powerful.
Timeless themes!