Bingowings said:
An Apple computer repair man called me 'an arse', in writing and signed it which I took as a invitation to a free replacement computer, it was and all so in that respect I wasn't upset.
I want to hear more about this story.
So there was some contract for a new Apple computer through a warranty or something, I assume, and the dude wrote in it that you were an arse?
That's awesome! I wish people would call me an arse in contracts. I'd sign the hell out of them!