I made a slap bet with my friend Cory over a comment that he made and I won the bet. Now I can slap him 3.5 times until New Years Eve and to make things worse for him I’m going to add psychological warfare and scare tactics to make his experience much worse (yes I’m evil). I am going to record all of the slaps on video and post them on youtube and and I’m going to be appropriately naming the videos “The Slap Wars Trilogy”. Can someone here make an opening crawl using the text I am about to post below for me? It would be much appreciated.

Slap Wars Episode I: The Slapping Menace

The war of slaps has begun! Cory Wilson in an act of utter idiocy has lost aslap bet to Anakin and from now til eternity Anakin can Cory 3.5 times when ever he likes, this is truly a dark day for Cory.

Little does Cory know that on November 28th better known as Slapsgiving he will be getting slapped. The black on his face will surely be getting slapped off.

Terrified by this fact, Cory will try to hide as a roach does, but Anakin’s hand will not rest until the slap is dealt. And when this slap is dealt it will spell certain doom for Cory’s face…