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TM2YC
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Episode IV: A Ridiculous Hope
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23-Aug-2013, 6:52 AM

Bingowings said:

Greedo should be called Gringo.

I have confidence in Frink's skillz.

Yes! Han calls him Gringo and he has Eli Wallach's Tuco voice from 'Good The Bad and the Ugly'...

GRINGO: Hey, Blond!

HAN: Yes, Gringo. As a matter of fact, I was just going to see your
boss. Tell Jabba that I've got his money.

       Han sits down and the alien sits across from him holding
    the gun on him.

GRINGO: If you save your breath I feel a man like you can manage it. And if you don't manage it, you'll die. Only slowly, very slowly old friend.

HAN: Yeah, but this time I got the money.

GRINGO:  Hey! Hey everybody look! He's giving him the filthy money!

HAN: I don't have it with me. Tell Jabba...

GRINGO: I like big fat men like you. When they fall they make more noise. And sometimes they don't get up.

HAN: Even I get boarded sometimes. Do you think I had a choice?

       Han Solo slowly reaches for his gun under the table.

GRINGO: if you miss you had better miss very well. Whoever double-crosses me and leaves me alive, he understands nothing about Gringo. Nothing!

HAN: Over my dead body.

GRINGO:  When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.

HAN: Yes, I'll bet you have.

       Suddenly the slimy alien disappears in a blinding flash of
    light. Han pulls his smoking gun from beneath the table as the
    other patron look on in bemused amazement. Han gets up and
    starts out of the cantina, flipping the bartender some coins
    as he leaves.

HAN: Sorry about the mess.

EXTERIOR: SPACE.