Mama (2013)

You know what - I'm going to make a vow, right here and now. Beyond the very small number of movies I've already seen and liked, I am never - and I mean never, ever, ever, EVER - going to watch another Hollywood movie made in this godforsaken shitpit of a century.

I am sick of colourless, lameass characters; I am sick of generic by-the-numbers plots; and I am DEAD, BURIED, and PUTRIFIED from characters made out of RETARDED, BULL-FUCKING-SHIT, DISCHARGED-FROM-THE-SLIT-OF-A-BLOATED-WHORE'S-CORPSE CG-GOD RAPING-I when they could have been portrayed by LIVING, BREATHING, FLESH-AND-BLOOD HUMAN ACTORS!!!!!!!!!

Die, Hollywood, DIE! DIE, you BRAINDEAD, TALENTLESS, VISIONLESS, SOUL-STRANGLING, ART-MURDERING, MONEY-WASTING, WORLD-POISONING, INCESTUOUS, FESTERING, DEMONIC TUMOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!