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Episode VI: Return of the Ridiculousness — Page 3

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SilverWook said:

You could also use dialog from The Goonies if needed.

What voices could work for the other Ewoks?

Maybe other voices from The Goonies? Or if kids are to stay in the loop, perhaps dialogue from Monster Squad?

“Lifes a song you don’t get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse”

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That little ewok is adorable :)

 

I've always been partial to the "ants" sound effects in Donald Duck cartoons

http://youtu.be/2mVPt1c17tA?t=56s

watch the whole cartoon for more examples. The march can be also used.

Those of you with sharper ears will recognize some of these sound effects from Sleeping Beauty! :)

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The bit where the Rebels stand in the open doorway of the shield reactor room could be jiggery-poked so that they turn up in a variety of comically wrong places.

James Bond bases, the super lab in Breaking Bad, the bridge of the Enterprise, the Simpson house etc.

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Replace or augment Jabba's band with these guys.

There ought to be enough footage in the Muppet Movies to make this work?

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Where were you in '77?

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The song would work even if the footage wouldn't.

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On that subject, can we maybe have the Boom Shakalaka chant from Muppet Treasure Island for when the Ewoks are gonna eat our heroes...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peJhJMciSXE

also Love Led Us Here would work nicely for a slow-motion cheesy montage during the Ewok Celebration montage just before the credits roll...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbObOAeSMls

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If it isn't obvious, Admiral Ackbar revoiced by Zoidberg. ;)

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^Yes!

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Possible line: "I haven't gone by the name Obi Wan since I betrayed and murdered your father."

“Lifes a song you don’t get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse”

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Wrong thread? I think you're looking for A New Ridiculousness.

I will take this opportunity to say that the Ever-Echoing NOOOO! should be done at every major one in the saga.

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doubleofive said:

Wrong thread? I think you're looking for A New Ridiculousness.

I will take this opportunity to say that the Ever-Echoing NOOOO! should be done at every major one in the saga.

DOH! That's what I get for skipping coffee...

“Lifes a song you don’t get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse”

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BEN : He's more machine now than man, twisted and evil.

ARTOO : Oh cheers...

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From the same scene.

BEN: Your sister remains safely anonymous.

LUKE: Han...Han is my sister.

BEN: ...Your insight serves you we...

LUKE: Threepio! (from the compactor scene in ANH).

BEN: Bury your feelings deep down Luke.

LUKE: Leia... Leia is my sister.

(montage of snogging scenes)

LUKE : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Luke says enough names in the OT that you could make Vader, Jabba, Han, Threepio, R2, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Aunt Beru, Uncle Owen, Biggs, Wedge, Dak, the Emperor, or Chewie his sister.

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RicOlie_2 said:


Luke says enough names in the OT that you could make Vader, Jabba, Han, Threepio, R2, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Aunt Beru, Uncle Owen, Biggs, Wedge, Dak, the Emperor, or Chewie his sister.
I wonder if all of them could be used. Use a shot of Obi-Wan each time he answers, alternating with a shot of Luke thinking...

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I would say Jabba, Han, Yoda, Chewie, and Obi-Wan are the funniest possibilities. Eventually Obi-Wan should just give up, and leave Luke thinking that the last one he mentioned was correct. He could later tell Leia that whoever it was, say Han, is his sister.

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LEIA : I know... somehow I've always known.

(montage of snogging scenes)

LUKE : Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Or Luke could end up having numerous siblings. Luke's family tree could go something like this:

Padme=Obi-Wan + Anakin

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Luke Han=Leia Chewie Jabba

 

Luke could ask Obi-Wan if he is his sister, to which Obi-Wan could reply, "No, I am your father."

You could place this scene in Episode V, before Luke leaves for Bespin, so that when Darth Vader tells Luke that he is his father, Luke could reply "That's not true! Obi-Wan told me that he was my father!..."

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doubleofive said:

 

RicOlie_2 said:


Luke says enough names in the OT that you could make Vader, Jabba, Han, Threepio, R2, Yoda, Obi-Wan, Aunt Beru, Uncle Owen, Biggs, Wedge, Dak, the Emperor, or Chewie his sister.
I wonder if all of them could be used. Use a shot of Obi-Wan each time he answers, alternating with a shot of Luke thinking...

 

This^  I like it.

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Luke could always assume that Yoda is his sister, if the idea about Luke thinking he still hasn't met Yoda is used. But if so, I'd like it if Obi Wan shoots down Luke's assumption so that the joke can continue till he meets the Emperor and assumes he is Yoda, and possibly when Vader's mask is removed.

“Lifes a song you don’t get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse”