I am not sure where this would fit:

James Earl Jones' performance in Comin to America is comedy gold. There was also a funny video on youtube where someone dubbed the quotes from Coming to America onto A New Hope.

Possible Vader Dialogue:

Believe me. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience.
Time does fly fast, my son. It seems only yesterday I ordered your first diaper changed. Now you're a man about to be married.
I am looking for my son Luke.
Admiral Piett, you have disgraced yourself, and you must be punished. Confine yourself to our royal suite at the Waldorf-Astoria.