Warbler said:

still don't understand it, but thankyou for your sympathies.

I had to go back and look because I honestly didn't get it at first either, but it would appear that, as people were talking about things sex was good for, you happened to chime in saying you missed your dog. I believe that's where the unintentional humor comes from. But you have my sympathies as well. My standard poodle, Dax, was not an addition to my life I planned on having and actually kinda got stuck with me through unusual circumstances, but, like any good buddy cop movie, by the end of the story, we're inseparable. I can't imagine life without her now, so I'm very sorry your time with your dog has come to an end.