My garden fence is all wires
And a lots of work to be done
No place to hang out our washing
And I can't blame all on the sun, oh no

CHORUS:
I'm gonna walk down to the local B&Q
And then I'll buy some pliers
I'm gonna walk down to the local B&Q
And then I'll buy some pliers.

Workin' so hard on a solder-
-ring iron to fix this old CRT
Deep down I know It too old now
Can't afford a plasma TV... Good God

CHORUS

Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no...
Oh no...

CHORUS

Who is to blame for this counter?
Never can get to the one
The fool cant read a spirit level
Or understand a plum, line no

CHORUS

Cans in the street...
Junk in the street...
Plastic bag in the playground...
In the dark side of town...

CHORUS

Fix it in the daytime
Clean it in the night ...