SilverWook said:
Is the Bob Hope one where Mark Hamill was a guest? My parents wouldn't let me stay up to watch it...
Don't tell your folks ... but I'm sneaking you this transcript in lieu of the actual TV special (which seems to be listed on a torrent as The Bob Hope All Star Christmas Comedy Special, 1977, with cast Mark Hamill, Olivia Newton-John, Frank Oz, Jim Henson, Bob Hope, Perry Como, Dave Goelz, Richard Hunt, Jerry Nelson and others):
Bob Hope's Christmas Specials Became an American Holiday Tradition
http://voices.yahoo.com/bob-hopes-christmas-specials-became-american-holiday-6071818.html
Hearth Invader
The year George Lucas propelled Star Wars across America's movie screens, we couldn't pass up an opportunity to spoof it. Our version, entitled "Scar Wars," starred Olivia Newton-John as Princess Hialeah, Perry Como as Luke Sleepwalker, and Hope as Barf Vader. The epic would recount the abduction of Santa Claus, complete with his sled and reindeer, literally gobbled up by Vader's space vehicle. (We ordered a small model of a space ship with a set of iron jaws in the front from the prop department.) ...
(Hope, dressed in a sinister-looking black leotard with a cape and wearing a Darth-like mask, crashes through the wall.)
HOPE: Sorry I'm late. The traffic was nose cone-to-nose cone! ...
