Mr Pingpongballhead, that's what you are
Mr Pingpongballhead driving your car
Like a song of love that clings to me
How the thought of you pongpings to me
Never before has someone been more
Mr Pingpongballhead in every way
And forever more, that's how you'll stay
That's why, darling, it's incredible
That someone with a head that's a ping pong ball
Thinks that I am a ping pong ball too