My wife was addicted to the show. And I wound up watching it with her by default. How does Nick put up with that shit? She must be great in bed. But, then again, the beginning of this past season might imply otherwise...
JS - "You used to open doors for me early in our marriage." NL - "Yeah? Well early in our marriage, I was getting laid."
Or something to that effect. Cracked me the hell up.