Warbler said:

Gaffer Tape said: But I can't for the life of me figure out how the bottom one looks at all silly or even feminine in the slightest

he is wearing a dress.

Gaffer Tape said:

EDIT: Worth pointing out. Jesus didn't wear pants. He wore unbifurcated garments, the category to which a skirt and dress belong. I certainly hope you wouldn't tell Jesus he looked silly and for him to put on some damn pants because he's offending your traditional sensibilities. =P

Jesus did that 2000 years ago. Pants hadn't been invented yet.

Yeah they had. The persians and greeks were wearing them roughly 600 years before Jesus was supposedly born.