Warbler said:

yes this, exactly. If I could work my will, there would be no homosexuals, everyone would be straight and be fine with it. No one would want to be gay and no one would want to switch genders. Things would be so much simpler that way. No offense to homosexuals or transgenders intended.

O H G O O D G O D .

You know, Warb, Google Maps tells me Skokie is only a 12 hour drive from where you live. Not that long of a trip to meet some nice like minded people with green shirts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTT1qUswYL0

Mmmh, too bad you're 30 years too late. Even that ship has sailed.