Apparently Jesus is going to write new commandments.
They are as follows:
I . Thou shalt have no poofters.
II . Thou shalt not maltreat the "Abbos" in any way whatsoever—if there's anyone watching.
III . Thou shalt have no poofters.
IV . Thou shalt not drink in thy room after lights out.
V . Thou shalt have no poofters.
VI. Thou shalt not have.... a sixth commandment.
VII . Thou shalt have no poofters.