Hmmm... David Lynch's Star Wars... I feel a FanEdit coming lol

Carrie fisher's opening narration:

"A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that this is a galaxy far, far away. The Known Universe is ruled by the Imperial Emperor Palpatine the First, my father's master. In this time, the most powerful thing in the universe is the Force. The force extends life. The force expands consciousness. The force is vital to the Jedi. The Jedi Council and its masters, who the force has served for over 1,000 years, use the blue force energy, which gives them the ability to move objects. That is, to lift any object in the universe without moving. Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you — a saviour exists on only one planet in the entire universe. A desolate, dry planet with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Tuskan Raiders, who have long held a prophecy that a boy would come, a messiah who would bring balance to the force. The planet is Tatooine, also known as Dune..."

cue music DAH DAH DAH DAAAH!