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Post #641334

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DuracellEnergizer
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Somebody Announces Something New about Star Wars!
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27-May-2013, 3:29 AM

I just realized that, since this thread is about hate, the following sardonic tirade deserved to be reposted here.

DuracellEnergizer said:


While I'm here, I may as well bitch about this picture.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121006114431/starwars/images/5/5d/Leia_Beldorion_TERC.jpg

Beldorion the Hutt is supposed to be muscular! Do you hear me, lameass digital artist? MUSCULAR!! He's NOT supposed to look like the FUCKING BASTARD SON OF JABBA AND GOLLUM after a BAD FUCKING NIGHT OF BINGE DRINKING!!!!!! He's SUPPOSED to be the ARNOLD FUCKING SCHWARZENEGGAR of the Hutt world!!!!

THIS is how Beldorion is supposed to look.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130225220138/swfanonii/images/thumb/a/ac/Beldorian_Leia_Duel_TEC.jpg/640px-Beldorian_Leia_Duel_TEC.jpg

You SEE that? ROCK HARD, SINEWY MUSCLES! How HARD is that to GET!?

Oh well, at least the lightsaber's the right colour. Most DUMBASS Star Wars artists just stick the bad guy with a red lightsaber, REGARDLESS of whether or NOT s/he actually USES a red lightsaber in the story(s) s/he appears in - like with this picture of Kueller.

http://www.mathachew.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Kueller_JATM.jpg

Kueller's lightsaber was described as BLUE in The New Rebellion - BLUE, LIKE YOUR BALLS WILL BE AFTER I'M THROUGH KICKING THEM!!!!!!!!!! And another thing- Kueller had a WHITE, RUBBER SKULL-LIKE MASK, not a GODDAMN METAL DARTH BATMAN HELMET!!!!!! STOP DEPICTING HIM WITH THE DARTH BATMAN HELMET!!!!! IT ISN'T CANON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!