I just went into the kitchen to make a cup of coffee but my mug has vanished.
It often does this sort of thing.
It was last seen next to a device so it could be potentially anywhere in time and space.
I've looked in the fridge.
I wish I hadn't.
I'll bite.
Your more frikken weird than me thus time!
But you mug is where you possibly where you left it last...
What happened when you looked in the fridge outta intrest???
Not Gozer shurly???
Hey Bingo....does your mug have the face of a Smurf on it?
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I stared into the fridge and the fridge stared back at me.
I tried looking up my mug on Google maps and it seems to in Glasgow or Paisley.
I could never drink from a receptacle with the face of a diminutive blue person stitched to it (how does that even work... like some kind of personalised tea-cosy I suppose?),
Well...all you have to do is sedate the Smurf, and then with a really sharp scalpel you remove the face...and then glue it onto the mug.
My advice would be to look in the stupidest, most unlikely place you would expect to find a mug.....and that's where it'll be.
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
I know where it is. These guys took it.
I hear they incorporated it into an avant-garde sculpture of some sort.
NVM :-)
Has anyone seen my beer?
Dude, has anyone seen my car?
Where's the beef?
It's possible that the beef crashed the car after drinking beer from my mug.
The beef was pissed on my beer?
I heard it call your pint a poof.
That's fighting talk.
The beef's not worth it.
It is with a side order of horseradish
I have a beef with the direction this thread has turned.
Do they make beef flavoured beer?
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If you want Nice, go to France
Davnes007 said:
Do they make beef flavoured beer?
Yummy! DO WANT!
"no alcohol, hops, or carbonation"
....So, it's actually beer flavoured beef juice. :(
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Looks very refreshing..(?)
I'm a vegetarian and practically teetotal most of the year I am also not a dog, well not currently.
Well each to there own, but i love nothing better than a nice pint after a large mixed grill down at my local. And a Sunday roast dinner will always be my favourite meal of the week. Mmm..pork crackling :-)
Some boffin would be minted if she/he/it discovered a Pork Crackling analogue.
I've been 26 years under the tofu and I do still miss it, more as a concept than a reality. I would probably be very ill if I actually ate some for real.
I accidentally had some contaminated Pringles in my mouth a month back and while the better half assured me they were only chicken flavour I correctly detected the bird corpse extract from the second or so it stuck to my tongue.
Her entire life of pecking bits on a conveyor belt while being limited to a Borg chamber like cage flashed before my eyes.
It was sad.
She never found a place to scratch the ground even before the end *sigh*.