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Post #639156

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The Nerd
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Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness
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Date created
14-May-2013, 10:23 AM

doubleofive said:

 

The Nerd said:


What if it show a scene from one of the worst movies of all time. I'd pick Son Of The Mask. That movie is just, well, I don't even consider it a film what-so-ever. The story-plot is stupid and the animated baby just looks creepy.
Then Frink would have to own "Son of the Mask", and no reward is worth that.

 

True, quite true. Didn't think of that. Well, what if the hologram was just of Jar Jar saying his uncut lines from the previous films? Here's how the scene should go:

  • Obi-Wan: Wait, Master. There is something I must know.
  • Yoda: If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find.
  • Obi-Wan: I must know the truth, Master.
  • OBI-WAN TURNS ON THE RECORDING. JAR JAR APPEARS.
  • Obi-Wan: Oh no, not good.
  • Jar Jar: Oh, mooie-mooie! I love you! Ohhh, noo! Wesa dyin' here! Mesa no tink so. When in trouble, Gungans go to sacred place.
  • Obi-Wan: It can't be...It can't be...
  • Jar-Jar: Exsqueeze me. Yousa tinken yousa people ganna die?
  • JAR JAR THEN LET'S OFF A "ABBA-DABA-DABEE" SCREAM, LIKE THEN ONE WHEN THE SUB GETS BITTEN BY THE GOOBER FISH.
  • Obi-Wan: I can't watch any more.
  • OBI-WAN THEN TURNS IT OFF.

 

Oh course, you could add in more if you want. Maybe some where Obi-Wan turns it off and it comes back on, so he turns it off and it keeps turning on again and again.