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I have lost all hope in humanity! — Page 4

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Originally posted by: ricarleite


Don't worry about me, I'll be looking the other way when you punch those bastards in a Hulk Hogan style. You go ahead and kick some butts.


actually I wasn't thinking of punching them( or him). I was thinking of passing around baseball bats to whomever would like to participate and everyone could have at them or him. And then Motti could finish them or him off with his knee and elbo blowers.
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lol everyone knows about motti's ways of persuasion now eh?

a DDT (if i spelt it correctly) was some sort of WWF move that was real popular when i was younger...
im not sure if a certain wrestler invented it or not...
for some reason Rowdy Rody Piper always comes to mind when i hear it...

but most likely i am wrong.. as i gave up on wrestling when i found out it was fake..
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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consider yourself one of the lucky then!
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but after several years of analysis, I have come to the conclusion that wrestling serves the same purpose for men that soaps serve for women. Think about it: atrocious overacting, ridiculous character names, absurd plotlines and predictable outcomes. Could the commonality be any more obvious?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I could order a detachment of elite clone troopers to guard your car, I'll just have to make sure their dropship is properly theft-protected...

Well Luke, I never got my car stolen, but something else had happened to me a few years ago. I came home from work, locked the car, went up into the kitchen and actually sat at the window that overlooked my car (I was busy eating my meal) - and when I came out again... the license plates were gone. Went to the police and they said that they were probably stolen to be used in a crime and that it was a good I immediately detected it and brought it to their attention. End of story was I lost a half day of work and 150DM to get me new license plates.

I was thinking the same thing: "What the hell is this neighbourhood coming to?! A man can't sit down for five minutes and eat his soup without getting his license plates stolen!" Last but not least, I have only one pulp fictionary advice left for you nimrods out there: "Don't fuck with another man's automobile!". Go and play GTA on the PS2 or your PC instead (but if you have none, please don't steal mine).
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Oy, MSD! Stealing licence plates? That's horrible.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Master Sifo, send your clones out to find the license plate thief and have them bring the lowlife to Mangler Bros. I'm sure they can think up an appropriate punishment.
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wow surprisingly i've never heard of stealing license plates..
what little SOB's..

dont worry lately i have been visiting Vice City religiously.... lol

and you may send those clone troopers over the first chance you get!
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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ive actually stolen a license plate when i was a kid, from an american car here in DK, it was from Washington DC.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
Qui-Gon Jinn (R.I.P.)
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How did that person drive from washington DC to denmark?
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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We all know how full of hot air my nation's capital is. The hot air was used to fill balloons used as floatation devices to allow the car to travel over water to Denmark. Actually, the hot air in the capital is so pervasive that it was probably able to float above the water without even getting wet.

I like your theory about soaps and wrestling, Gundark. Works for me.
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took a boat, ric... i know that it can be done from england somewhere over to NY.
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Motti you return that license plate to its rightfull owner!!!
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Originally posted by: Bossk
We all know how full of hot air my nation's capital is. The hot air was used to fill balloons used as floatation devices to allow the car to travel over water to Denmark. Actually, the hot air in the capital is so pervasive that it was probably able to float above the water without even getting wet.

I like your theory about soaps and wrestling, Gundark. Works for me.


i agree with this some day i will try thiss
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warbler... no, sorry, but when i moved out of my old apartment on dec 15th 2003, i forgot to take it with me, and even if i had it it would be pointless.
"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."
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shame! shame! shame! shame on you Motti!