I cannot sit idly by while you blindly spew your mindless, murderous venom against the left-handed population. You ignoramus! All left-handed-Americans just want a better life. It's really the right-handers that cause all of our country's problems!
JEDIT: For those who who think I'm just being silly, there is a lot of truth in my thread.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bias_against_left-handed_people