TheBoost said:

EEEEK! Mi suegra got my son a "Naboo Starfighter" toy for his birthday. He's been happily playing with it, until the moment I've feared for so long finally came.

"Daddy," says he, "I don't remember this in the Star Wars movie? What movie is it in?"

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My take on answering this question:

"There are a bunch of extra Star Wars stories out there that aren't part of the three real Star Wars movies. We can go to the comics shop to see if we can find one, if you like. I'm sure it's in one of those stories."

Later, at the comic shop. "Ooh, lookee, Bone/Runaways/[insert age-appropriate title here]! Let's just get that!" Issue sidestepped for another day...