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Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness — Page 8

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Funny, but a tad gruesome. Wouldn't a blaster shot make more sense? And there's got to be an appropriate death rattle sound you can use. ;)

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Yeah, I thought about the blaster after I uploaded it.  I think I will change it.

No death rattle, however.  I like the timing (shot/pause/fall) as is.

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Yes, a clean kill is probably best in this case I guess. But will we ever learn who did the deed?

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If I can figure out how to do it.

I could change the sound effect to a phaser ;-)

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Intriguing, but would they have a motive?

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They?  It was a reference to Spock firing the phaser in TRM.  But yeah, a motive would be nice.

By the way, your Roberto suggestion was so brilliant.  I'm having endless fun editing the bridge scene right now. :-)

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Thanks! I didn't even know Roberto actually says "battle droid" until I looked him up on the infosphere.

I know you're talking about Spock, but I was trying not to spoil it. Wish I knew of a shot where he fires a phaser rifle. He does hold one in the second pilot episode...

Are you going to use the deleted scene where Grievous kills the Jedi we have no real emotional investment in, while Ani and Obi Wan exchange silly hand signals?

Will Grievous' bodyguards have lines?

 

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I just had a thought that you could use some Jake Loyd lines from Jingle All the Way for Anakin.  He could be begging for a Powerman doll or whining at Obi-wan saying, "What do you know about being a Dad?"  I dunno.  Probably would have been better for TRM.

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Have you thought of using the Fast Show's Bob Fleming to spoof Grievous' coughing and weezing?

Here's a clip of Bob:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVGxpjXUuWo

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Instead of Palpatine explaining to Anakin who Darth Plagueis is, he says this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVXSDzaevjc

When Anakin is in front of the Jedi council, Mace Windu says line from the "Say what again!" scene from pulp fiction. Here's the scene:

  • MACE: Anakin Skywalker, we have approved your appointment to the Council as the Chancellor’s personal representative.
  • ANAKIN: I will do my best to uphold the principles of the Jedi Order.
  • YODA: Allow this appointment lightly, the Council does not. Disturbing is this move by Chancellor Palpatine.
  • ANAKIN: I understand.
  • MACE: You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.
  • ANAKIN: What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it’s unfair . . . I’m more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?
  • MACE: Take a seat, young Skywalker.
  • ANAKIN: Forgive me, Master.

Here's the new edited scene. At the end, Mace has a few more words added into his "take a seat" line. The words can be takes from anywhere in Pulp Fiction where Jackson says the words. They have [] around them.

  • MACE: Anakin Skywalker, we have approved your appointment to the Council as the Chancellor’s personal representative.
  • ANAKIN: I will do my best to uphold the principles of the Jedi Order.
  • YODA: Allow this appointment lightly, the Council does not. Disturbing is this move by Chancellor Palpatine.
  • ANAKIN: I understand.
  • MACE: You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.
  • ANAKIN: What?
  • MACE: What country you from!
  • ANAKIN: What?
  • MACE: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"
  • ANAKIN: What?
  • MACE: English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?
  • ANAKIN: What?
  • MACE: Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time!
  • ANAKIN: What?
  • MACE: [Shit!] Take a [goddamn fucking] seat, young [motherfucker] Skywalker.
  • ANAKIN: Forgive me, Master.

 

 

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Thank you TV's Frink!

Just finished TRM and am looking forward to ROTR now!

I'm a HUGE fan of the 'repeat it until it's funny, then keep repeating until it's not funny, then go on repeating til it's funny again' school of comedy.

Becase of this the phrases 'What!', 'You catch on pretty quick', 'now there are two of them' and especially 'your majesty' are now my favourite bits in TPM (Also obi-wan third person).

I was however disapointed that you hadn't exploited the comedy potential of extending Ewan McGregor's "Noooooo" moment further than it was in the original theatrical cut ;-)

Keep up the good work

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The Nerd said:

 

Instead of Palpatine explaining to Anakin who Darth Plagueis is, he says this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVXSDzaevjc

Meh.

When Anakin is in front of the Jedi council, Mace Windu says line from the "Say what again!" scene from pulp fiction. Here's the scene:

  • MACE: Anakin Skywalker, we have approved your appointment to the Council as the Chancellor’s personal representative.
  • ANAKIN: I will do my best to uphold the principles of the Jedi Order.
  • YODA: Allow this appointment lightly, the Council does not. Disturbing is this move by Chancellor Palpatine.
  • ANAKIN: I understand.
  • MACE: You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.
  • ANAKIN: What? ! How can you do this?? This is outrageous, it’s unfair . . . I’m more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the Council and not be a Master?
  • MACE: Take a seat, young Skywalker.
  • ANAKIN: Forgive me, Master.

Here's the new edited scene. At the end, Mace has a few more words added into his "take a seat" line. The words can be takes from anywhere in Pulp Fiction where Jackson says the words. They have [] around them.

  • MACE: Anakin Skywalker, we have approved your appointment to the Council as the Chancellor’s personal representative.
  • ANAKIN: I will do my best to uphold the principles of the Jedi Order.
  • YODA: Allow this appointment lightly, the Council does not. Disturbing is this move by Chancellor Palpatine.
  • ANAKIN: I understand.
  • MACE: You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master.
  • ANAKIN: What?
  • MACE: What country you from!
  • ANAKIN: What?
  • MACE: "What" ain't no country I know! Do they speak English in "What?"
  • ANAKIN: What?
  • MACE: English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?
  • ANAKIN: What?
  • MACE: Say "What" again! C'mon, say "What" again! I dare ya, I double dare ya motherfucker, say "What" one more goddamn time!
  • ANAKIN: What?
  • MACE: [Shit!] Take a [goddamn fucking] seat, young [motherfucker] Skywalker.
  • ANAKIN: Forgive me, Master.

 

You are not the first to suggest using Pulp Fiction.  However, you are the first to suggest that specific exchange (as far as I can remember).  I like it!

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Ryan McAvoy said:

Thank you TV's Frink!

Just finished TRM and am looking forward to ROTR now!

I'm a HUGE fan of the 'repeat it until it's funny, then keep repeating until it's not funny, then go on repeating til it's funny again' school of comedy.

Becase of this the phrases 'What!', 'You catch on pretty quick', 'now there are two of them' and especially 'your majesty' are now my favourite bits in TPM (Also obi-wan third person).

I was however disapointed that you hadn't exploited the comedy potential of extending Ewan McGregor's "Noooooo" moment further than it was in the original theatrical cut ;-)

Keep up the good work

Thanks for the comments, I'm glad you liked it.  AOTR is now available if you want to check that out as well.

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Yes to that Pulp Fiction idea. Also, I have phaser sound effects if you need them for Jar Jar's assassination.

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Thanks but I'm sure I can pull them from my DVD of either Khan or First Contact.

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TV's Frink said:

You are not the first to suggest using Pulp Fiction.  However, you are the first to suggest that specific exchange (as far as I can remember).  I like it!

Thanks. Whenever I watch ROTS, I just imagine the scene to turn out like what I posted. :)

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Is it too much to hope for the face of Kong to be pushed against the window of the Jedi Council chamber at some point?

Or if not how about the face of a giant Spock?