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Post #636518

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TM2YC
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The Fall of the Jedi Trilogy (Released)
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Date created
29-Apr-2013, 8:09 AM

I swear down Lucas must have made a list of all the mentions of the time before the OT and specificaly set out to contradict each and every one in the PT...

"I haven't gone by the name of Obi-Wan since, oooh.... before you were born"

= Since you were born! and not a moment before!

"I don't ever remember owning a droid"

= What about R4 you heartless b*stard! Sure you forgot him pretty quick when the buzz droids decapitated him and replaced him with that bronze astrodroid!

"She died when I was very young... she was very beautiful, kind but sad"

= She died about 36 seconds after you were born! In that short time you were able to judge her emotional state and relative beauty based on your 9 months experience of staring at the inside of her womb!

"For a thousand generations the Jedi Knights were the guardians..."

= It was 1000 years you old fool! A thousand generations is like 20,000 years!

"You served my father in the clone wars"

= No he didn't! This never happened! Why would a Jedi "Serve" a senator! The Jedi were an entirely seperate and autonomous part of the galactic government! and on another thing why are you a princess! Did your father the senator take control of the planet in the last 20 years in a bloody coup ending democracy on Alderaan!

...there are others lol.

Ryan