The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Without a doubt, this is the weakest film in the franchise I've ever seen; it had all the subtlety of a chainsaw to the groin.

The Fog (2005)

The first time I saw this movie, I hadn't seen the original, so I took it to be a rather average film - not too good or bad, just okay. Now, though ... God above, this is an abomination. Fishermen who shave their chests? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!!! (Tom Welling, everything connected to you sucks - I'm glad your career as an actor is virtually dead) Oh, and don't get me started on that stupid party scene on the boat - why can't a black person be the least bit intelligent and agreeable in movies anymore? Why do they always have to be written as obnoxious, sex-crazed idiots with bad taste in music?

Everyone associated with this garbage should be afflicted with a bad case of CG leprosy.

The Butterfly Effect 2 (2006)

Lord, this is a dumb movie. Not stupid, just dumb - completely, utterly, thoroughly, dumb.

Also, as an aside, Erica Durance and her fake tits suck.

Drag Me to Hell (2009)

I liked this movie, but it would have been far better had Raimi resorted to the practical effects he grew up on instead of utilizing the cheap, shitty CG he used here. Seriously, couldn't the the malevolent handkerchief have been accomplished through use of strings or wire, the possessed goat with animatronics, or the pit to hell with an actual hole in the ground complete with orange lighting and a bunch of guys wearing rubber demon arms?