AntcuFaalb said:

CP3S said:

Second, celebrity crushes aren't viable crushes

Not entirely true. Mike Verta was married to Danica McKellar (Winnie Cooper from The Wonder Years) for a while. They had a son together.

Lol, I wasn't suggesting female celebrities are sworn to celibacy and have their ovaries removed and their vaginas sewn shut. Obviously someone gets to date them.

I'd love to hear one story of a celebrity meeting and falling in love with an obsessive fan who had a crush on them (who wasn't also famous, or a member of the industry themselves). Either way, I don't think it is doing DuracellEnergizer any good bemoaning that he was born in the wrong decade, and agonizing over the fact that the his aged versions of his celebrity crushes no longer exist.

Ugh, just using the word "crush" repeatedly in this conversation is making me feel strangely infantile.