I've had crushes on nine girls, and I can remember the names of each of them and the order in which I crushed on them (this includes the one I actually fell in love with).

Name: Brandy (last name forgotten); Crush Date: 1997-1998

All I really remember of her is that she had long, blonde hair and an older sister who could have been her twin if it weren't for the fact that she was taller and brunette. My latent heterosexuality hadn't yet kicked in at that point in my life, so it was a purely heteroromantic asexual attraction.

Name: Sarah Gibson; Crush Date: 1998/1999

In retrospect, I don't know what I ever saw in her; she had a lousy personality, a dog's face, and an anorexic's body. This was yet another heteroromantic asexual attraction.

Name: Candace Roland/Rowland; Crush Date: 1999/2000-2001

She was blonde, had a nice figure, but an unappealing complexion. This was my first completely heterosexual crush.

Name: Dania Wilson-Holland; Crush Date: 2001-2008(?)

I've commented on her before elsewhere on this forum, so all I'll say is that this is the only crush I've ever had that developed into something that wasn't fleeting.

Name: Lauren Lee Smith; Crush Date: 2002-2005

This is my first crush on a celebrity (or should I say pseudo-celebrity) and not on a person I actually knew. She's a minor Canadian actress who, while being rather pretty, is a bit too much on the skinny side for my current tastes.

Name: Jennifer Peterson-Hind; Crush Date: 2007-2009

Another pseudo-celebrity - a singer, this time around. I got the hots for her after seeing her on the kids' TV show Hi-5.

Name: Brianna (last name unknown); Crush Date: 2008

I met her while working as a dishwasher at a local restaurant. She was a tall, trim, brunette server. I never really got the chance to know her, conflicting work schedules eventually prevented us from ever getting the chance to do so, and once I got laid off all bets were off. I'm still mad about this one, as this was the only time I had the chance to make a good first impression on a girl I liked.

Name: Alanis Morissette; Crush Date: 2008-2010

This was more of a crush on the 1991-1992 Alanis than the 1995-present day Alanis; it's not pleasant being attracted to a woman who doesn't really exist anymore.

Name: Heather Langenkamp; Crush Date: present

This is yet another example of me having a crush on a woman who doesn't really exist anymore; I'm attracted to the Heather Langenkamp of 1984-1997, not the middle-aged Heather Langenkamp of today (God, why-oh-why was I born in the wrong decade?)