CP3S said:
Girl I'm not very attracted too. Been on a few "dates". Can get me access to something I need really, really, really want.
Why can't men have an out as easy as, "Sorry, I'm on my period"?
*shrimp taco*
There's this girl I sort of had a crush on like 2-3 years ago (I don't even remember), but she wasn't interested and chose another guy. They knew each other already and became a couple after I came along . We've remained friends, I realized she wasn't really my type of person, really no chemistry at all between us; I don't dislike her, we still mantain contact being colleagues at university and all. We talk once in a while. I wouldn't say we're close, but we're friends all right. She's helped me with uni. The other day she texts me, "hey where you been, haven't heard from you in a while, are you all right?". It's the sort of message she's sent me in the past, nothing new. As always, I think "how nice of her to think of me" so I reply "I'm all right, we'll chat on skype later"
So we get on IM and totally out of the blue she asks: (her name isn't Linda, obviously)
[21:10:14] Linda: :)
[21:11:06] Linda: so do you have a fianceé?
[21:11:15] Leo: ???
[21:11:19] Linda: just asking!
[21:11:20] Linda: :D
[21:11:24] Leo: perish the thought
[21:11:40] Leo: girls, yuck ;P
[21:12:01] Leo: kidding :P
[21:13:09] Leo: you all right?
[21:17:57] Linda: ahahah gotcha
[21:18:08] Linda: yeah, sure, sort of
Now, normally the question "do you have a girl?" is one I really don't like. It gets the same reaction from me as something bothering a porcupine. It's nice that somebody would think of me, but I'm not interested in girls anymore.
I would understand other people asking me. But "Linda"? She knows my situation, she knows what happened to me, why ask and above all, why ask so bluntly? What the hell?
I told my pal Cuttlefish about this, and as always his answer is
-"Dude!! She wants the D!! You should totally bone her!!"
-"Man, you know I'm not interested, and besides she's still got Fred. He was there a little bit later, I spoke with him."
I hope it's not what Cuttlefish thinks it is. One thing's for certain, she won't hear from me for a while.