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Jedi Master
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The Latest Star Wars 04' DVD review...
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10-Sep-2004, 1:51 AM
All he has to do is tell them what to think and they kiss his ass. All he has to do is turn the other cheek and they all pucker up.



There isn't much more George Lucas can do to screw these movies up any more than he already has. Although, I wouldn't put it past him. I'm surprised he isn't taking out James Earl Jones as the voice of Darth Vader and replacing it with Pee Wee Herman. It should be officially declared that George Lucas is definitely brain dead. He must have been tipping the wrong bottle. It was that kerosene oil he drank thinking it was liquor. Or maybe he tripped and fell into the Twilight Zone. His brain is now possessed by retarded zombies. Don't bother trying to send a letter to Skywalker Ranch. As far as Lucas is concerned, the lights are on, but nobody's home. You know, practice makes perfect! The special editions were screwed up, but he fixed that with the DVD versions. He screwed them up perfectly! Doesn't George Lucas like playing with marbles? Oh, wait a minute! I think he lost his!

GOD DAMN, THAT FELT GOOD!

Okay, I'll step down from my soapbox, now. Thanks