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The Troll Speculation Thread — Page 10

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TheAmazingUncleSam said:

i totally agree with oh yes yeahman, bieber is much better than this screaming garbage

he sings cute love songs

not screaming rebellious heavy metal music that only gives you a headache

Lol !

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I kid you not!

TheAmazingUncleSam said:

Darth Ender, if you're checking out my channel right now, I have a good recomendation for you! Make an account at rebelscum forums, it's an awesome forum with lots of interesting discussion going on. Most of the site sucks and it's about toys, but the movie subforums of rebelscum forums are just pure interesting and awesome, you would really enjoy it if you made an account and posted in the rebelscum movie subforums.

Yeah, he definitely still frequents the site.  He apparently posted this on March 27, so you'll have to scroll down.

Another winner:

JUSTIN BIEBER IS MUCH BETTER THAN THIS SONG
JUSTIN BIEBER EATS POOP
JUSTIN BIEBER EATS POOP
JUSTIN BIEBER EATS POOP
ALICE COOPER EATS POOP
ALICE COOPER EATS POOP
POOP POOP POOP
Modern electornic pop music is much better than this old school rock music

In reference to Alice Cooper's "School's Out"

But really this is a sample of my favorite stuff:

Justin Bieber and Two Chainz are much better than this garbage

1-Theyre hip and cool

2-Theyre very easy listening, catchy and electronic, unlike this screaming angry punk rock music

3-my friends think i'm cool? if i listen to it

4-it's modern pop music

5-the rap and pop music melodies sound very good

He made similar comments on many songs, just trying to get a rise out of folks.  I love that in almost every case he mentions how his taste is better because: it's hip and cool; his friends think he's cool if he listens to it.  Obviously the jury has made a verdict and his taste is superior.  I mean, who can argue with him?  His friends think he's cool if he listens to it!  He proudly proclaims his pride in being unable to say no to peer pressure.

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I just wanna know what happened to Trooperman.

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Like Clark Kent and Superman...never in the same room at the same time...fishy ;)

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I'll add that I like Trooperman in spite of some interesting ideas.

I should have included this Uncle Sam quote, apparently in response to someone else's complaints about his previous brags:

1-I didn't say that being hip and cool made me better than anybody else, I just said that being hip and cool is my own personal preference

My opinion is correct. Rebecca black, bieber, and gangnam style are electrnic hip and modern cool stuff

I love how he has his "own personal preference," which he then assures everyone is simply correct.  I also find it interesting that he hasn't been banned yet from Rebel Scum forums.  Actually, I know he was banned in the past, but he told me he got unbanned several weeks and it amazes me he's preserved that status for so long!

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I can't keep up with this guy!

Darth Ender, you are misinformed (i know youre probably checking out my channel right now, so please read this).

My Borderlands account was banned from rebelscum forums just a few days ago.

I admitted to the rebelscum staff that i was former banned user Spiderman2099, and i was banned.

I made a mistake, I shouldn't have told them that. Now I'm banned from rebelscum forums too!

Also, Darth Ender, I was rebanned on, you-know where, the Jedi council forums.

I created a sock account with a high anonymity proxy server (based on your advice), and my new account was Klingon padawan. A few weeks into having my account, darth boba banned me. He told me that he knew that i was the sock account of a banned user, and when i asked how he knew, one of the admins on the jedi council forums told me that that's a secret.

Note that he kept asking me about creating sock accounts, and I informed him of the risks but let him know that if he really wanted to do so, it was his choice to use proxies.

Darth Ender, check out the movie subforums on rebelscum forums and make an account there! It's an awesome site-the toys discussion suck and are boring, but the movie subforums are awesome!

Also, check out Borderland's most recent posts, and why he other users found me very annoying at rebelscum forums, even with my new account. It's hilarious. I was accused of post padding and trolling and making annoying what if threads.

I

Darth Ender, on rebelscum forums.

I was also described as an over enthusiastic star wars fan, they got annoyed with me posting so many threads with so many questions and theories, so often.

As everyone knows, he posts excessively when given attention, so I probably won't repost any more of his stuff.  I just thought it'd be fun to take another peek into the mind of Sam.

Sam, since I know you are reading this, I honestly find you quite enjoyable.  Keep writing music reviews.  Those are your best.

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I hope Trooperman does resume posting.

It's possible he had a brainstorm or the wrong go-go juice and has been embarrassed into silence.

He has posted here for ages on Star Wars subjects and has created Star Wars projects.

He is part of the OT.com community and deserves a wacky five minutes (as long as he posts it here it the off topic section).

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It may be that he doesn't frequent Off Topic and thought his thread got deleted.

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If it's him, how is he managing an IP address from the Netherlands?

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Where were you in '77?

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Phil Oakey Doll sings :

Where there used to be some shops.

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SilverWook said:

If it's him, how is he managing an IP address from the Netherlands?

Proxy?

At any rate, it's definitely someone we've had to deal with before.

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Agreed. Any number of potential candidates comes to mind, but my money's on good ol' Sam.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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What other threads has he posted in? I can only find eight out of eleven posts from him...

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Where were you in '77?

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Seven in the Intro thread, one in the Random Thoughts thread, and three in the Religion thread.

Every 27th customer will get a ball-peen hammer, free!

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You idots can call me a troll if you want but Im not Sam or Father Skywaker or anybody. why couldn't you just let a guy post in a Star War sforum without jumping all over my balls? now I can't even sleep cause of you.
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blowfish said:

now I can't even sleep cause of you.

Definitely Sam.

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Well, Sam on the East Coast or blowfish in the Netherlands, you're up way past your bedtime.  You're not going to get much sleep saying "poop" on the Internet.

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Screw you guys! I aint Sam but i dont care who you think i am! just ban me! Im out of here!
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Don't forget your English for Dummies book!

Do you think he heard me on the way out?

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Hey Frink, I wonder if he would have benefited from a...Speak and Spell!

Ba dum tish!

Wow, I gotta be honest, that's a pretty lame joke, even in all the DM back and forth!