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Originally posted by: Regicidal_Maniac
"Yes I'm afraid that's a problem with all of the copies, it's because there's something terribly wrong with the series' creator."
"Huh... Okay, well can I exchange this piece of crap for something better?"
"Certainly sir."
And then he trades it for a copy of Battlefield Earth and dies while watching. The end.
The lesson we learned from this story: stop watching holywood movies and read a book.