Ants in Pants - In the fine tradition of movies based on board games, this truly thrilling, action-packed fest about aliens attacking humankind and torturing them by thowing ants in their pants is a fine addition to the sci-fi/horror genre.

Blue Dawn - A North Korean film countering the evil propaganda machine of the capitalist United States, providing a glimpse into life after a completely unprovoked invasion and the subsequent actions of freedom fighters trying to preserve the North Korean way of life.

Eat More Chicken - The expose' of fast food mogul S. Truett Cathy and his rise to power and his insidious methods to undercut the beefy burger market.

Snow White 2 - Another Disney "cheapquel" about a close relative to the villain of the original film seeking revenge against the main character and blah blah blah...

Boring Stories to Read While Eating Your Oatmeal - read by Bert