It was a good try :) It probably would have been more effective if you'd started it a few days in advance, posted updates every day or so, then today mentioned the legal troubles and all that jazz.
Whouse AWK, anctufalbababa?
http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Classic-LOL-Moments-in-OTcom-History/topic/11271/
Adamwankenobi.