In a similar vein to Leonardo's last b*tch...
I changed jobs a few months ago, and stayed in touch with one of my female coworkers. We grabbed some beers together a few times, and she'd text me pretty much daily. One evening while pretty drunk we hooked up, both said it was a mistake the next day, and everything went back to normal and seemed good. She continued texting me like usual, would vent to me when she needed someone to vent to, and frequently mentioned how great it is having a friend like me. She was actually kind of emotionally draining a lot of the time, but I did appreciate the friendship to some degree.
Ran into one of my other former coworkers two days ago, and found out I've been the subject of some pretty major gossip in my former place of work going on well over a month now. Some really bizarre sounding gossip too! Apparently the entire workplace knows about our accidental hook up, and a bunch of other really weird stuff that never happened, including me being a bit of a sleaze bag and constantly trying to get her best friend to sleep with me (only hung out with her and her best friend a couple of times, I'm not attracted to her at all, and she's married; I'd never even consider it).
Was pretty disappointed to discover someone who I thought was a pretty close friend had been telling everyone some pretty warped stuff about me behind my back, while communicating with me on friendly terms regularly. I told her just the tip of the iceberg of the stuff I heard, she asked me who told me, told her I couldn't tell her, and she told me that if I wouldn't tell her then I can just stop talking to her, to which I replied, "Sounds like a deal to me".
Feel like I invested a lot into this person. A couple of times when she really needed me for something, I was there at the drop of a hat. Turns out she was totally not worth my time. Who does that? Tells you what a great influence you are in their life, and how wonderful of a friend you are; while telling your old friends extremely unflattering made up things about you?
Feels good to get that off my chest. And it has been nice not waking up every morning with 10 - 15 unread text messaged on my phone all from the same person.