If the Judeo-Christian God according to the most mainstream interpretations of the canonized books included the Bible is 100.100% real, then He's ultimately akin to a Lovecraftian deity: utterly alien and incomprehensible to humans (just not as indifferent to us as Azathoth and co. are) which would go a long way towards explaining why so many of His rules, regulations, and codes of conduct seem so bizarre and mutually exclusive from one another a lot of the time.

Of course, if God is so very alien to humans as to have wholey dissimilar thought processes, then the whole idea of man being "created in His image, after His likeness" kinda falls apart.