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SilverWook said:

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Jack the Giant Slayer

It was great fun. A healthy number of scenes obviously made with 3-D in mind (I saw it in 2-D). All the characters were the flattest of archetypes but it didn't matter. The Princess Bride came to mind in terms of story-telling, superficially the framing, and obvious silly tone (though it didn't have the quality of characters and wit). There were definitely laugh-worthy moments. The CGI was decent, it worked for the movie. The end of the movie felt a touch too contrived but could set things up for a contrived sequel ;0 All in all I would highly recommend it. Just old-fashioned fun.

I also got around to seeing Seven Samurai. It was entertaining. Some of you have recommended it as a model for a Star Wars movie, but I'm afraid I'm lacking in imagination. However, Kikuchiyo reminded me of Anakin - with occasional flare-ups of Jar-Jar.

The Star Wars/Kurosawa connection is more obvious in some of his other samurai films like The Hidden Fortress. My favorite storyline in the old Marvel comic is unabashedly a Seven Samurai homage...

Did Ewan have any lines in JTGS that would be of use in fan edits?

If you think more bad jokes might be needed there are a couple ("barking up the wrong beanstalk"). I think there are a couple that could work for more serious intentions, but he didn't have too many lines.

The blue elephant in the room.

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Octopussy

On letterbox LD: good to great picture, proper color timing!!, good transfer of the original soundmix.

A flawed movie yes, but still an enjoyable romp. The problem stems from the initial writing by George MacDonald Frasier, which makes portions of the film seem like an adventure novel/cheesy serial. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, but the problem was that the way it was done was already dated.

The other issue is that the film suffers from major Raiders-itis, as did virtually every action/adventure film of the time period. It wants to show that it can do things just as well as Indiana Jones, so all of the rough and tumble aspects in India are cranked up.

And why must there be a minimum of three plots??? Why? Why must we pay attention to the villains who are cardboard and ineffective when there's Steven Berkoff aping Buck Turgidson as the mad General Orlov?? There's a constant unbelievably hard tug back and forth between the serious and the comic, so much so that it disorients the viewer and makes the quieter passages stick out.

One of my fondest college memories is trying to explain the plot of Octopussy to my roommates. They never got it. I died laughing. I used to try and figure out all the plot holes as a 6 year old. It still doesn't all make sense.

However, when compared to the mess that is NSNA, Octopussy is Shakespeare. Even with the Tarzan yell, Bollywood cliches, clown disguise and atrocious combover mounded hairpiece thing that is considered 007's hairstyle from 1981-1985.

3.5 balls out of 4..."little Octopussies". ;)

Okay, so NSNA isn't really all that bad. But it's such a wasted opportunity and a complete mess that you can't ignore the fact that it had no real reason for ever being made. When you stack the two against each other, it's the quality craftsmanship across the board that Cubby Broccoli so vividly maintained that makes Octopussy work. NSNA was doomed from the start, and it was only because of the tireless cast/crew efforts that anything was ever salvaged. Whenever I re-watch OP, its flaws aren't enough of a problem to detract from a refined older series making a rough and tumble adventure movie.

Whenever I watch NSNA, when I'm not cringing/wincing/facepalming like a madman, I stare at the screen and desperately hope for anything to work or not fizzle out. Sean still has it, and has a fresh direction to go on (all he ever needs in a role to be honest) but otherwise THERE IS NOTHING, save for an empty void most personified by the vapid Kim Basinger. Then I finish the film and feel that I've reached a new low by wasting another two hours and seeing NSNA again for about the 50th time.

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.
“George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”-Harrison Ford
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Oz the Great and Powerful (2013)

When going in to see this film I had the pretty disappointing Burton Alice in Wonderland floating around in the back of my mind. So I wasn't expecting much out of the film other than pretty scenery. I was pleasantly surprised to find it was a pretty entertaining film. I'd definitely have to say Sam Raimi has redeemed himself after the mess that was Spider-Man 3. Sadly, my compatriots decided to catch it in 2D so now we'll be going back in again tomorrow to catch it again.

Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

Unfortunately I had the great Oz film in the back of my mind when seeing this. Jack just didn't stand a chance. It's a decent film. Very well structured but could have used another dialog pass. It just needed a little more humor. I think that would have gone a long way. Didn't care for the lead at all, though McGregor was fun. Had I seen this before Oz, I think I would regard it more favorably.

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Tobar said:


<a href="http://www.traileraddict.com/trailer/oz-the-great-powerful/trailer">Oz the Great and Powerful</a> (2013)

When going in to see this film I had the pretty disappointing Burton Alice in Wonderland floating around in the back of my mind. So I wasn't expecting much out of the film other than pretty scenery. I was pleasantly surprised to find it was a pretty entertaining film. I'd definitely have to say Sam Raimi has redeemed himself after the mess that was Spider-Man 3. Sadly, my compatriots decided to catch it in 2D so now we'll be going back in again tomorrow to catch it again.


It doesn't sound like a film I'd be that interested in, but knowing Burton has nothing to do with it sure is music to my ears regardless.

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Re-watched "The Thing" 1982.

I'm having a strange experience.

I've often enjoyed a film somewhat, going along for the ride, then on reflection, even a little bit, realized it was pretty terrible. When the lights came up after "Van Helsing" I thought, that was a hoot, and by the time I got to my car I was thinking, what a load of crap!

The opposite is happening with "The Thing" 2011. At first viewing I thought it wasn't bad, but now I'm really starting to think it was an excellent thriller. 

I've never seen a prequal as respectful to the source material, or one that tells basically the same story, while finding interesting new ways to cover the same general story beats. 

And while I know there's a strong anti-CGI vibe on this board, I still think the creature effects were darn good.

So, 

The Thing, 1982- 9/10 head spiders. 

The Thing, 2011- 8/10 tooth fillings. 

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It had a lot going for it but as I said earlier a director's cut with the original ending, the character scenes reinstated and the physical effects left untouched would be most welcome.

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TheBoost said:

Re-watched "The Thing" 1982.

Weird, I just watched it (for the first time) this past weekend.

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A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge (1985) - 5/10

Friday the 13th (1980) - 5.5/10

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) - 3/10

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Bingowings said:

So how did you take to this Thing thing?

Thought it was great until the final showdown, which was kind of silly.

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Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

This series just gets stupider with each sequel - I can't believe I used to eat this tripe up as a kid. I will say two good things about the movie, though; Jason's makeup is rather impressive (this is the definitive version of Adult Jason IMO, even though I don't like the idea of him being the series' villain), and one of the most insufferable asshats in all of movie history gets a well-earned death by knife thrust into the back of his head (albeit far too late into the film's runtime).

4/10

I watched six other movies today (or perhaps I should say yesterday), but as I'm trying to cut down on the 5-6/10 reviews I post here, I won't bother listing them. That aside, I will still say that they were all better than the one with the hydrocephalic goalie from Hell.

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There are certain films which are known more for the celebrity nude content than their virtues as a piece of cinema.

This is sometimes a shame.

Desert Hearts, The Music Lovers and The Hunger are great films even if they do sometimes stir pavlovian pubescent memories of pausing and rewinding at key moments.

For me however Hammers Over The Anvil will always be that film with Russell Crowe riding a horse in the buff (I'm not even sure if there is another scene in that movie).

So it was a bit of a surprise to hear the better half ask me to put on that film where Bruce Willis got nude in a swimming pool. I kind of remember renting Color Of Night (1994) from Blockbusters specifically to check this footage.

Watching it now that my hormones have calmed down a lot was kind of odd.

Great cast.

Utterly wasted.

Richard Rush directed this but you'd be forgiven mistaking it for a Brian DePalma film from the mid eighties.

I kept expecting Frankie Goes To Hollywood to jump out of the bushes and attack Bruce with a banana.

2 Balls.

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Star Wars SE  - First time in many years, and Wow! What a travesty, could not make it passed Han getting all blurry as he is punched out and moved over Jabba's tail. Garbage!

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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Which version? There are three of them now. ;)

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Where were you in '77?

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SilverWook said:

Which version? There are three of them now. ;)

It was the DVD that came with GOUT. I still feel as if I should go get a shot of penicillin after being exposed...

“First feel fear, then get angry. Then go with your life into the fight.” - Bill Mollison

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A quick dip in a bacta tank ought to suffice. ;)

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In a Lonely Place

"I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me."

Bogart's best ever performance. It doesn't matter how many noirs you've seen in your time, this film always hits you like a load of bricks. It's quite possibly the most romantic film ever made and absolute agony to sit through. Beautiful agony. What makes it all the more interesting is that the script goes way off the source novel and becomes instead a partial criticism of the entire Hollywood/L.A. machine. Then there are numerous parallels between the volatile bitter Dixon Steele and Bogie himself. Nicholas Ray knew exactly how to make audiences squirm but in a good way. Gloria Grahame is stunning despite knowing what happened off-set during the making of the film.

A true classic, a great film for all times complete with one of those gut punching endings. Ultimate balls.

 

The Enforcer

An oddly constructed little movie in Bogie's later career that is little more than a B picture procedural. Bogie is the DA trying to nail a gang leader whose racket is the performance of murder by commission. The film becomes several long extended flashbacks after the opening where the sole witness is terrorized and accidentally dies. We see how the case is pieced together and that's about it. It's a surprisingly good little movie for what it is and some scenes were supposedly directed by Raoul Walsh. The current transfer is from VHS/LD with tons of video noise. Olive Films are prepping a BD for the near future.

2.5 balls out of 4.

 

VADER!? WHERE THE HELL IS MY MOCHA LATTE? -Palpy on a very bad day.
“George didn’t think there was any future in dead Han toys.”-Harrison Ford
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Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) - 5/10

A Goofy Movie (1995) - 8/10

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) - 4.9/10

Enemy Mine (1985) - 6/10

Wishmaster (1997) - 6.5/10

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The Omega Man (1971) - 5/10

Home Alone (1990) - 7/10

Only the Lonely (1991) - 7.7/10

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you really need to stop watching horror movies. Either you like them or you don't. You don't.

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*sigh* I'm not going to bother posting a list of horror films I've rated 7+. I'll simply make this single point: just because I don't give every horror film I watch - or the overall cruddy Friday the 13th films in particular - the highest score doesn't mean I don't like the genre; it just means I find the movies in question bad, average*, or just above average.












*There's nothing wrong with average. I like many average movies, I rewatch many average movies, and there are many average movies I would love to own on DVD.

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^If it were anyone but you making that statement, I'd assume you were talking about sex.

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You know, now that you've said that, I think I just gave up my favorite new running gag :(

I'm glad my reputation remains intact at least.