Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984)

This series just gets stupider with each sequel - I can't believe I used to eat this tripe up as a kid. I will say two good things about the movie, though; Jason's makeup is rather impressive (this is the definitive version of Adult Jason IMO, even though I don't like the idea of him being the series' villain), and one of the most insufferable asshats in all of movie history gets a well-earned death by knife thrust into the back of his head (albeit far too late into the film's runtime).

4/10

I watched six other movies today (or perhaps I should say yesterday), but as I'm trying to cut down on the 5-6/10 reviews I post here, I won't bother listing them. That aside, I will still say that they were all better than the one with the hydrocephalic goalie from Hell.