*Adopts bad fashion sense and stupid George Lucas accent:
"What we've done here on this 100th version of the film, is re-do all the battle sequences to fit Ben Burtt's sound effects. We thought this would add greater consistency to the entire saga if all the battles from TPM to ROTJ were the exact same length and had the exact same sounds. Its the way I always envisonged my movies to be. Now with even more advanced techonlogy than the 99th redo of the films I'm able to complete these films. Make sure you stay tuned next year, for the 101st edition of the films, where I digitally remove every actor from the OT with digital recreations." (nurse then wheels Lucas off to the old folks home).