Bingowings said:

So God made man and insists that man obeys him of his free will and because we haven't he has repeatedly punished us with plagues and deluges and wars.

But this hasn't got us being obedient.

So he makes himself into one of us.

Allows himself to be nailed to a plank and hung on a post.

But comes back from the dead so that if we believe this happened we don't have to pay the penalty of hell for being disobedient.

Am I getting this right?

Along with the condescending tone, yes, you're somewhat right.