Gaffer Tape said:

I just got a birthday card from my mom. It said:

"I love you and I am proud of you. I just think you are making wrong life choices,"

followed by,

"Don't know why this envelope is greasy. It was on my dining room table."

I feel so loved right now... =P

Haha, I get similar letters from my mom expressing disappointment, only they aren't greasy, but are usually written on a card featuring a particularly popular A.A. Milne character, or flowers, or whatever other random greeting cards she has lying around. But ever since she became a grandmother, it has been mostly Winnie the Pooh cards.