This is the best off off-topic thread ever.
A) it's about Star Wars so it's not off topic,
B) it's about selling things for which there is a specialised board.
I suggest you re-post this content there and turn this thread into something fun.
If you have some sort of funny habits or interesting hobbies you'd like to tell us about this would be the ideal place.
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Wow that was a quick redirection moderator team.
I was writing the above and the thread had moved by the time I had sent it.
Top Turn.