bkev said:

I got my DVD5 from fanedit.info a long time ago. The links may be down by now, but you're welcome to check it. More likely than not if it's still available there, it might be the version you're looking for.

Man, I can't even figure out where the torrent or DL link is on that page. At any rate, what I see is the original version, from DVD I assume, my version of which at least is pretty crummy looking. And, obviously, has that dopey explanatory opening crawl.

This ongoing search of mine is ... ongoing. Any help, the more specific the better, would be appreciated. Thanks!