I've had a choking cough for the last two days so I went outside...

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to the chemist's to get something for it and I saw these two brats, bold as brass throwing stones at a greenhouse without anyone saying a thing.

I walked up to them and then bellowed at them and they ran off into a cul de sac so either they live there or they were hiding.

They didn't come out for a while so eventually I went around to the house that had the greenhouse.

A little old lady in her eighties opened the door with one eye (she didn't use her eye to open the door or anything but she just had one of the things).

She smiled and thanked me and now my cough is worse than ever.