"As a person who works hard for your money (so hard for it, honey -- you can leave that part out if you so choose), I am sure you would like to know what it is you are spending your hard-earned cash on by purchasing this DVD set. If you are old enough to remember the original Star Wars movies that were released in 1977, 1980, and 1983, be aware that this set is not those same movies. If you remember the 1997 release of the Special Editions of the films, well, those are not contained in this set either. If you would like to know what you are purchasing, please spend a little time perusing the information contained on the homepage and in the forums on www.originaltrilogy.com. Many changes were made to the original Star Wars films for this DVD box set release and it is only fair that you know what you are buying."

And you can get a little humorous with a closing line that true fans would recognize by saying...

"Many a Bothan spy died to bring us this information."