TV's Frink said:

Warbler said:

TV's Frink said:

I heard the meteor will be the next Pope.

no, in order to be Pope, one must be male and Catholic. the meteor is neither.

Prove it.

I was discussing this last night - regarding how I might get to be pope. I suspect they could do some kind of pro forma ceremony (baptism, confirmation, etc), wave their hands, and declare a guy Catholic in order to make him Pope. I was baptized as a baby but not sure if that gets me much further than purgatory. I was more excited by the prospect of the Coptic popehood (even cooler hats) but that was filled in November.

Is it true the meteor was 7,000 tons?